Stimulus Package

[Tom @ Fast Forward]

Joe & J (Redneque Univ. mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Joe, 'but we don't have a ladder.' The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.

J shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'

Joe and J are currently working for the government.......... and helping to distribute the money from the "stimulus package".

[MS2KSE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:




:angel:

[Gman7007]

I work for the goverment.:toetap05:

But concur that we have those kind of folks handing out $$$....

[Tom @ Fast Forward]

I was not inferring that all G workers were like that. Actually, I would guess the number to be about 542 (435 + 100 + ~7). Maybe a couple less as there has to be a couple (2-3) in the House and Senate that have their heads screwed on straight. But, right now, I will stick with 542.

[ScottA]

[QUOTE=Gman7007;17593]I work for the goverment.:toetap05:

Don't we all ???:censored: